seriously people, do you not want a job?

My voice mail message is a recitation of my phone number, with a vague hint that if you talk after the beep I might hear it later. I understand that some of you invest a little bit more in your message, but seriously, if you're in the middle of job hunting, keep your voice mail message professional. And honestly, even people who aren't potentially offering you gobs of money don't want to hear a 10 year old song from a dead rapper when they call you. Really, they don't.