Jack: I don't know SQL
The Good Recruiter: Okay, then I won't send you any database admin positions.
Some time later:
The Incompetent Recruiter: I've got a position that's perfect for you. It requires four years of SQL, and one year of Java.
Jack: ....what part of that do you think is a good fit?
The Incompetent Recruiter: Um...you have...*pulls up resume on computer*...C# experience.